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Saturday, September 29, 2007

A journey of unknowns ...

On Friday morning, I checked out of my Twin Cities hotel room. I had a choice: either drive straight home to Winnipeg or drive in the opposite direction down Highway 61. The idea of heading home was appealing: I'd been away since Monday and I wanted to get the drive over with and get home. That would have been the easy and efficient thing to do. But sometimes in life you need to do what isn't easy or efficient.

Life's adventures and memorable moments are found in experiences that challenge us, stretch us, cause us to doubt, and make us wonder if we can succeed. This is the essence of pilgrimage. It's a journey where the parameters are unknown. Perhaps you know where you're going, but you don't know how you'll get there, when you'll arrive, what you'll find, or how you'll get home. My journey down Highway 61 was a pilgrimage. I suspended my obsessive/compulsive need to know all the details and headed for the open road.

As I travelled this mythical highway, I passed through a few small towns and stopped in Red Wing for lunch. I continued on, and the plains and rolling hills gave way to jagged bluffs rising hundreds of feet in the air. Then, less than a mile out of Frontenac, I rounded a curve and met the Mississippi River in all its splendour.



Eventually, Highway 61 brought me to my hoped-for destination: La Crosse, Wisconsin. I walked into Dave's Guitar Shop knowing I'd find one of the best collection of new and vintage guitars in the world. But I didn't know if I'd find anything in the store waiting for me.

Later that evening, a half-hour past closing and more than five hours after my arrival, I left Dave's Guitar Shop with a relic in hand. I had no idea I would find this prize when I set out on my pilgrimage. That's at least in part what made the find so special.

I love blondes: a blonde wife, a blonde Vibro King, and now a blonde 1956 relic Stratocaster. All of them came into my life through unexpected circumstances. All of them required a journey of unknowns. Good things come in threes ... if we're willing to embrace the unexpected.


Final notes from the road:
I left La Crosse about 9:00 p.m. on Friday night. I wanted to get home, but Winnipeg was 1000 kilometres away. How far I could drive before the fatigue set in was impossible to predict. I simply hit the open road with a black-eye Starbucks in hand. I made it back to the Twin Cities, then to Alexandria, then Fargo/Moorhead, then Grand Forks. At 6:00 a.m. on Saturday morning, I crossed the U.S./Canada line and rolled into Winnipeg at 7:00. I'd made it home. Later that day, I introduced my new blonde to the other two.


One last note: while in La Crosse, I made sure to stop at the Bath & Body Works store and pick up some lotions and soaps for my favourite blonde!


2 Comments:

Anonymous E=mc**2 said...

Dave's Guitar Shop.. Starbucks
Polytheism

In the 14th chapter of Daniel (in the Catholic bible only for some reason) David does two of the first great myth busting experiments ever recorded.

In the first he proves to the new King Cyrus that one of his Gods the statue Bel was not eating the food and wine left at the alter. Instead it was the local
priests and their families, footprints caught in ashprints leading from the alter to a secret entrance to the sanctuary.

In the second scientific experiment, noted in the same chapter of Daniel, he proves he can slay King Cyrus's second god a large dragon, without sword or stone. What he does is bake a toxic pie and feeds it to the unsuspecting dragon. The dragon's large stomach explodes killing him instantly.

Is there anything in that story that reminds me of your recent trip to Dave's Guitar shop and your feeling immortal on the highway in the middle of the night, with your Starbuck's Black Eye Special?

Brenda has been supplied with a footprint camera to be placed in front of Dave's. While you were away, electronic faxsimilies of your footprints were taken from the ashes leading to the entrance Dave's Guitar shop. By comparing these images she will be able to tell instantly if you try to return. Remember that the priests who went to Bel a second time were ........ I do not even like to repeat what happened.

As for the Starbuck's coffee that kept you awake in the 1000 km trip back to Winnipeg remember
the dragon. The American's never could get the metric system right. They confuse grams and ounces still. The 174 mgms in your black eye Starbuck's likely represents 174 milliounces So assuming they meant milliounces instead of milligrams you drank enough caffeine to keep you awake forever, a fate worse than the dragon's.

So in the Catholic Bible' account David gets thrown into the Lion's Den a second time for seven consecutive nights, just for doing these scientific experiments to show the king there was only one God. As an aside Brenda likely finds living with you like being in the Lion's den at times but that is another story. Daniel survives as will she . But if Brenda finds even a trace of your footprint at Dave's at any time in the future, she has permission from the highest authority to lace the coffee at Starbucks and.......... slay the dragon.


P.S. Dave phoned and said that when you left, after closing time,
you forgot to lock the door. Could you slip back today and lock it.

30 September, 2007 08:37  
Blogger The Rock 'n' Roll Preacher said...

Idols come in many strange shapes and forms!

When the Apostle Paul stood in front of the Areopagus at Athens, he announced "Since we are God's offspring, we ought not to think that the deity is like gold, or silver, or stone, an image formed by the art and imagination of mortals" (Acts 17.29). I've always been fascinated by the conditional form of Paul's declaration. He doesn't merely argue that God is not like gold, silver, etc. He says we should know that God is not like these things because we are his offspring.

In other words, as we take a good look at ourselves, how could we possibly believe that God is a golden calf, a silver statue ... or the wire and wood of a guitar?

What may be emerging on this blog is the age-old iconoclastic debates of the Byzantine and early Protestant churches. Some believed the use of images was akin to idolatry and proceeded to destroy paintings, statues, etc. that portrayed the image of Christ. Luther felt this was a mistaken notion: “I am not of the opinion that through the Gospel all the arts should be banished and driven away, as some zealots want to make us believe; but I wish to see them all, especially music, in the service of Him Who gave and created them.”

I wonder if the antidote for idolatry is iconoclash, rather than iconoclasm. We live in an image-driven society. Images and icons can move us forward to something beyond. Idols stop us in our tracks. The way to keep images from becoming idols is to bring contrasting images up against each other. "Rock and Roll Preacher", for example? Orthodoxy is paradoxy.

And if a picture/image is worth a thousand words, it's more important than ever to pick the right images.

01 October, 2007 00:17  

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